Last April, Jessie Vard, an Irish model living in Thailand, arranged a birthday party for fellow model Maya Thanyakarn. The party featured live music, hot women, and tons of booze. And to top it all off (literally), the celebrant got a cake adorned with flowers, candles, and a giant dick. OppaGirls brings you the stunning photos of the edible dick cake and the girl who who blew it-candles and dick.
We’ve also got some details on birthday girl Maya and the naughty friend who set the whole thing up, Jessie Vard.
As you can see from Jessie Vard’s Facebook post, she really has her friend’s best interests at heart. The dick cake is big, and look how much Maya seems to be appreciating the birthday present! Fortunately for you readers, both the party and the cake are well documented, thanks to rising Instagram star Vard. We’re happy to show you several photos of the birthday girl shutting her eyes, sticking her tongue out, and getting a taste of the erect confection. She certainly looks like she knows her way around…a cake.
The only sad thing about the occasion was that the most important part of the dick cake has been blurred out. This is presumably to preserve Maya’s modesty while she shows her grandparents photos of her amazing party. But OppaGirls has got you covered, dear reader.
Feast your eyes on un-pixelated examples of edible cocks, brought to you by Shi Lin Night Market in Taipei, Taiwan. Tasty dicks seem to be more common in Asia than you would think, as shown by these penis waffles and cock-popsicles. We’re not sure if we’d be into this kind of thing. But judging by Maya Thanyakarn’s face, we might have to give them a try.
The Dick Cake Girls
The girl behind the dick cake party is 20-year old Irish glamor model Jessie Vard. She’s a rising star in Thailand, racking up a string of controversies as well as Instagram followers. According to this bio, she was born in Ireland and moved to Thailand with her father when she young.
After building a career as a model known for sultry, revealing shots, she found herself in hot water last year. She was arrested by Thai authorities for illegally promoting gambling websites with her sexy selfies. As many of our readers must know, betting websites are illegal in Thailand. That didn’t stop this Irish vixen from holding up an ad for one of these sites over her heaving rack.
Vard faced a year behind bars, but after pleading innocence about the kingdom’s strict laws, she avoided jail time and paid a small fine instead.
Finally, the model who received the dick cake is Thai cutie Maya Thanyakarn. We don’t have much information on her, but we know she lives in Bangkok, changes her hair color a lot, and sports a slim figure with huge boobs. And as we mentioned above, she definitely looks like she knows what she’s doing with that dick cake.
And that, dear readers, is the touching story of two girls, one cake, and the power of friendship.